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Name: Craig
Williams
Age: 33
Club: Rubery
Cock
Position at club: Assistant
Manager, Water bottle filler, Subs collector, Bad cop
and sometimes midfield water carrier when others cant be
arsed to get up.
Where will your team finish in the league and why:
Looks like bottom half at best. Shame as the team have
improved in certain positions from last season but have
lost some very good players and others have had work
commitments.
Who is your clubs joker: Would
have to say no one really stands out, they all have
there moments. The gaffer has put some good stuff on
website about the B45 minnows so he can have that crown.
Biggest success in football: Apart
from the odd cup final in my playing days, i would have
to say last season. My first year helping out running a
team and to get to a final and i believe another final
if we had the chance to play in it and to win the league
was a very big deal for me and something I was very
proud of.
Biggest disappointment in football: Being
dropped for a cup final when i had played in every other
round and took my first ever booking along the way (yes
i hate parting with money).
Ever been sent off: No
2 booking that's it, but when i used to play the refs
weren’t so card happy like they are now.
Who do you support: Aston
Villa, love them with a passion, gave my season ticket
up this year which i have had since 1994, still go to
all the games but move my seat around as i have started
taking my 2 sons this year.
What's the worst piece of advice you've ever been given
in life:
Pass
Describe yourself in three words: Tall,
Slim, Generous (for those that don’t know me im short,
fat and some say tight).
Tell us something about yourself that only you know:
I get my wife to shave them dark black hairs that grow
out of my moles on my back.
What type of
music do you like: Love
oasis, Phonics, Stones, Artic Monkeys. Do like older
music now and have a soft spot for UB40.
Favourite Restaurant: Any
curry house, but as i'm on first names with the staff
would go with Bhano Phool. Do love a steak with chilli
from the Swan at Fairfield too. I eat out a lot (wife is
allergic to kitchen).
Favourite hobby apart from football: Golf,
only been playing a few years and really bad at it but
really do enjoy it.
What's your mobile phone ringtone: Standard
shit one that comes on iphone.
Give us a good website to log onto: youjizz.com
good for learning the facts of life.
What's the most daring thing you've ever done: Spent
all day working alone on the side of a road in Alum
Rock.
Why do you like the Bromsgrove League: Its
a very well run league and there's people committed to
putting in effort each week to make it work.
Worst pitch you've ever seen in Sunday morning
football: I
wouldn’t slag anyones pitch off, most are pretty crap
during the winter months, but Cofton Park and Billsley
Common are way up there, thankfully no team play there
from our league.
What would you do to improve Sunday morning football: Winter
break. Fed up of getting up knowing your going to get a
call just when you leave or worse still just before you
get there saying its called off.
What's the funniest thing you've seen on a football
field: When
playing in kids league, the one defender took a goal
kick and the wind was that bad it blew the ball back
into our own goal.
Who should be England's Number 1 keeper:
Not over keen on any that are there at the minute but
probably have to be Joe Hart at this moment in time,
would like to see the Peterborough keeper (Joe Lewis)
move up to the prem soon has he looks pretty good.
Capello or Sven: Sven
now, but only because it was a few years ago and have
forgot how bad he was.
Wenger or Ferguson: Cant
stand either, but both are top draw. If I had to put one
in charge of Villa i would go with Wenger i think.
Hanson or Lawrenson: Hanson.
Lawrenson should not even be on tv in my opinion.
Stubbs or Keys: Stubbs.
Keys - fancy saying a women does not know the offside
rule, as if thats true.
Facebook or Twitter: As
I bum on Facebook then i will go with that, but have
just started looking on Twitter and its more interesting
than reading when my brother is going for a shit like on
facebook!
X Factor or Strictly Come Dancing: X
factor, i have only been watching it the last couple of
years so pretty new to me, it gets abit repetitive at
times but will do for a couple more years yet. As for
Strictly I have never watched it tbh. |
